sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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