called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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