I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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