No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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