Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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