My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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