oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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