i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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