I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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