they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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