Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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