Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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