The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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