Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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