quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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