If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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