at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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