Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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