Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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