I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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