Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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