I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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