That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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