I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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