we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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