i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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