If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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