idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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