i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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