my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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