Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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