I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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