Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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