she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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