I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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