what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
tell me about the eggs
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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