Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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