I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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