READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
