I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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