Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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