let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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