and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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