There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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