I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
