So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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