My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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