On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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