office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I can't turn off my feet"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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