Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
