garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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