that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
