When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize